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Bad Video Game Movies, a Ton of Monster Hunter, and Commander Shepard's Nasty Knob

May 21, 2021 Aaron & Zak Season 1 Episode 12
Some Patches Required
Bad Video Game Movies, a Ton of Monster Hunter, and Commander Shepard's Nasty Knob
Show Notes

An intellectual once said, "To err is human, to complain for a really long time about movies that tried and failed to capture the nature of the games from which they drew inspiration is the height of entertainment." Who was that shining light, whose voice seemingly sprung from the well of unnecessary verbosity and pointless metaphors? The world may never know.

While that quote may never find proper attribution, you can take a break from fancy turns of phrase and enjoy two friends talking about bad video game movies. In preparation for this episode, Zak and Aaron watched "Super Mario Bros.," "Resident Evil," and "Monster Hunter." One of them was pretty good. One of them was so unhinged that enjoyment wasn't even an option — it was always going to happen. The other one occupied the majority of the conversation.

It's up to you to figure out which is which.

They also talk about Mass Effect for a while, and Aaron said that his second least-favorite Star Wars Movie was "The Last Jedi," when in fact, it's "The Rise of Skywalker." So that's neat.

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Here's "The Sherlock Gnomes Incident," just for good measure:  https://rantreviews.net/2018/07/22/random-rant-the-sherlock-gnomes-incident/

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